robAs the Mainstream Media denies Iran poses any threat to the free world while they test-fire missiles in defiance of said same free world that can reach Israel and its neighbors, it occurred to me that Iran is likely to now get a bad rap, even from the Mainstream Media, because even the most ignorant and/or liberal American can figure out that Iran possessing long-range missiles while refusing to give up its nuclear program cannot be a good thing.
So, I thought it would be a good idea to point out why Iran should NOT get a bad rap, especially when it comes to choosing a venue for your next event.
The following are the Top 10 reasons you should consider the country (or if you aren’t into the whole brevity thing: “Terrorist Sponsor Nation”) of Iran as your next event venue par excellence:
1 - No need for fireworks or pyrotechnic specialists - pyrotechnics in the form of missile tests are ongoing
2 - Comic entertainment provided by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad free of charge
3 - Plenty of parking
4 - Plenty of cheap fuel, including Nuclear
5 - Your Promotional Items can be inscribed with “I survived an Event in the Axis of Evil”
6 - No Jews to ruin your day
7 - No Dissidents to ruin your day
8 - Catering includes all-you-can-eat Hummous
9 - No chance of war according to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
10 - Security is top-notch
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